Ever wondered how your Bosses manage to come out with some of the things
that they do?
Ever wondered if they can actually string a complete sentance together
without slipping PHB-Speak into it?
Here's your answer!
It's supposed to be top-secret but I have managed (don't ask me how, if I
told you I'd have to kill you) to steal a copy of the training program
that all PHB's receive!
Basically they have to learn a series of phrases off by heart so that they
can pass themselves off as clever industry type know-it-alls when in fact
all they know are a few keywords which they put together into nonsense
sentances.... sound familiar?
Now, however, you can beat the managers at their own game. Learn to speak
like them and you'll be promoted in no time at all! Simply use the handy
PHB tutor below and astound your collegues (and more importantly your PHB)
with your wit, wisdom and wealth of knowlege.
Don't forget though, with it being the PHB zone, not everything may make
sense to the untrained eye.....!
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